nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
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IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON
I WASN’T KIDDING
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if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
(Source: jaclcfrost, via n0oooooo)
