turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

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georgiaokweeffe:

*slow dances w my husband to this at our wedding*

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celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

whovianpotterlocked:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

what are you talking about, i’m using all of these from now on

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ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

jaclcfrost:

i’ve been laughing intermittently for like the past half hour because

if you had a lot of poodles you’d have

oodles of poodles

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman