memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

image

WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

ryden-gg:

usbdongle:

malformalady:

Close-up of a starfish mouth

Photo credit: Mike Dunn

i’m going to put my dick in it

don’t put your dick in the starfish please

woodfall:

I really want him to stop sitting like this
woodfall:

I really want him to stop sitting like this

woodfall:

I really want him to stop sitting like this

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

whitedad:

We could be married and i’d still wait a couple minutes to text u back so i dont look clingy

epic-vines:

When Michael Jackson gets woke up for school
Vine by: The Black Simba

(Source: saintkitten)